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God’s Bum Seen on Bus
Also woman loses humour and man regrets face.
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Happy Asteroid to Smash Planet
An asteroid is set to obliterate Earth in less than 24 months, experts revealed today. But it’s not all bad…
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Wenger: Sacrificed Goat Saved our Arses
Satanic rituals in the London derby and more übernews in brief from the Belly Up! offices…
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Everyone Arrested!
‘Everyone is guilty, so everyone is arrested; it’s as simple as that…’
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Palabrosis: Taken at your Word
A brand new disease of the brain-pipe has been discovered…
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PM Recommends Sharing
UK to move to system of ‘Radical Generosity’ as Teresa May makes abrupt U-Turn on UK economy…
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British Govt. Set to Ban Beautiful Love-Making
Be warned. The British government is planning to bung-up the very source of gladness…
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