übernews Archives | Darren Allen

Also woman loses humour and man regrets face.

25 August, 2019

An asteroid is set to obliterate Earth in less than 24 months, experts revealed today. But it’s not all bad…

27 June, 2017

Satanic rituals in the London derby and more übernews in brief from the Belly Up! offices…

10 April, 2017

‘Everyone is guilty, so everyone is arrested; it’s as simple as that…’

10 March, 2017

A brand new disease of the brain-pipe has been discovered…

22 February, 2017

UK to move to system of ‘Radical Generosity’ as Teresa May makes abrupt U-Turn on UK economy…

29 January, 2017

Be warned. The British government is planning to bung-up the very source of gladness…

10 January, 2017