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  • Chinese Premier ‘Negligently Emitting Beasts’

    A few final Belly Up! headlines and a wee short story…

    17 December, 2021
  • God’s Bum Seen on Bus

    Also woman loses humour and man regrets face.

    25 August, 2019
  • Happy Asteroid to Smash Planet

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    Satanic rituals in the London derby and more übernews in brief from the Belly Up! offices…

    10 April, 2017
  • Everyone Arrested!

    ‘Everyone is guilty, so everyone is arrested; it’s as simple as that…’

    10 March, 2017
  • Palabrosis: Taken at your Word

    A brand new disease of the brain-pipe has been discovered…

    22 February, 2017
  • PM Recommends Sharing

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    29 January, 2017
  • British Govt. Set to Ban Beautiful Love-Making

    Be warned. The British government is planning to bung-up the very source of gladness…

    10 January, 2017