Chinese Premier ‘Negligently Emitting Beasts’
A few final Belly Up! headlines and a wee short story…
God’s Bum Seen on Bus
Also woman loses humour and man regrets face.
Happy Asteroid to Smash Planet
An asteroid is set to obliterate Earth in less than 24 months, experts revealed today. But it’s not all bad…
Wenger: Sacrificed Goat Saved our Arses
Satanic rituals in the London derby and more übernews in brief from the Belly Up! offices…
Everyone Arrested!
‘Everyone is guilty, so everyone is arrested; it’s as simple as that…’
Palabrosis: Taken at your Word
A brand new disease of the brain-pipe has been discovered…
PM Recommends Sharing
UK to move to system of ‘Radical Generosity’ as Teresa May makes abrupt U-Turn on UK economy…
British Govt. Set to Ban Beautiful Love-Making
Be warned. The British government is planning to bung-up the very source of gladness…
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