David the Emperor’s Statement in Full
‘It’s All My Fault’ says secret world leader.
Happy Asteroid to Smash Planet
An asteroid is set to obliterate Earth in less than 24 months, experts revealed today. But it’s not all bad…
Democrapathy
Some thoughts on the inherent tyranny and ultimate futility of democracy…
A Brief History of Mass Theft
A guide to Primitive Accumulation, or how we achieved our wonderful democracy…
A Peanut History of Art
All of art in the time it takes to neatly shell twenty-five peanuts with your feet…
Peanut Film Reviews, Part Three
Some more film reviews…
Pomotron
Need a hand becoming a successful, important, well-connected and widely adored modern artist or novelist? Try Pomotron!
Twelve Months of Music: June
Flowering, fox-trot, bicycle and banana, fig-pink, finger-puppet, cheeseball lovesongs…
With a Straight Face
The mask of the mind; some brief notes on physiognomy and character…
This month’s stars: Gemini
Gemini’s lost his mojo…
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